Q: What is Nick Saban’s biggest concern?A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa?.A: A huddle
Q: Four Bammer players in a car, who’s driving?.A: The police
Q: Why can’t most of the Bammer players get into a huddle on the field?.A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911……Hysterically, she says, “Someone’s just broken into my house, and I think he’s going to rob me!” .The police officer says, “We’re really busy at the moment. Just get the guys jersey number and we’ll get back to you.”