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Daily Archive for June 19th, 2008

Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.


Meet LaDarius Perkins

Greenville St. Joseph RB commits to Auburn

By Rod Walker • • June 18, 2008

Running back LaDarius Perkins of Greenville St. Joseph has verbally committed to play football at Auburn.

Perkins, a 5-8, 180 pound running back, rushed for 1,877 yards and 29 touchdowns as a junior for the Class 1A Fighting Irish.

“I have liked Auburn since I was real small,” Perkins said. It’s been a dream school and they send a lot of guys to the NFL.”

Perkins also received offers from Southern Miss, Louisiana Tech, Arkansas State and Louisiana Monroe.

Perkins can make his non-binding verbal commitment official on National Signing Day, Feb. 4.

LaDarius Perkins “I rushed for over 1,900 yards as a junior and I had about 400 yards receiving,” Perkins says. “I had 28 rushing touchdowns and five receiving touchdowns.”

Perkins is said to run a 4.4 in the 40.  Its nice to see we can go outside Alabama and recruit solid players.  Its also really nice to see recruits comment on how many ballers we have going to the NFL.