Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
 

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

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