Bama Jokes

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POLICE REPORT: Nick Saban’s Home ‘egged’

Tuscaloosa Police reported that an individual attempted to “egg” Coach Nick Saban’s home Saturday night.

The report stated:
An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Coach Saban’s house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor’s back door, 2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, and the remaining 3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton fromwhere the individual threw them. Looking at what was hit, police officials say they are considering John Parker Wilson as the primary suspect.

Q: What is Nick Saban’s biggest concern?

A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa ?

A: A huddle

Q: Why can’t most of the Bama players get into a huddle on the field?

A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.

The Bama team has adopted a new Honor System: ‘Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor’.

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