BREAKING NEWS: PHILLIP FULMER HAS RESIGNED

As headcoach of the University of Tennessee football team, effective immediately.  FEMA contacted him and offered him the Director’s position since he seems to be the only person in the US capable of singlehandedly clearing out 100,000 people from a public place in less than 1 hour.

1 Response to “BREAKING NEWS: PHILLIP FULMER HAS RESIGNED”


  • Tony Franklin and his “franklin Forty” offense will empty out Jordan-Hare faster this weekend…Franklin Forty by the way is the area between the 30 yard lines where you can find Franklin’s offense..

    Great Job Tubs with the new offense…the other 11 coaches in the SEC must really appreciate you diving on the sword…Job security this year for an SEC coach is a game against Auburn…

    Auburn goes 2-6 in SEC this year…not sure whether that makes us bowl eligible or not…2-6 only if Arkansas is as bad as I think they are…

    Vandy is going to have the biggest party ever when the beat Auburn 24-3…head to Nashville next weekend because the town will be rocking when the Dores go to 6-0 and Tubs drops to 3-3…

    Can you fire you O-coordinator after 4 games…we moved him off the field and into the press box can we move him off campus now…

    THis Just in — Big East called they want Auburn because we play their kind of football..

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