Monthly Archive for October, 2008

Tubb’s – The Young Years… @ Ole Piss!

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British Television Profiles the Iron Bowl

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This guy comes off as kind of smug, but he probably hasn’t seen anything like this where he is from.  Still pretty cool that AU is a topic on British Television.

Poor Tubbs

Poor Tubbs

Mikey Huddleston’s 6 Step Program For Forgetting A Bad Season!

Step 1 – Acceptance - As you roll over in the wake of the debacle that was the WVU game. (Anyone else think their fans looked like white trash?) You stop and try to think of some up’s… UGA game BAMA game… But it doesn’t cure you… You have to let it kick in we have hit a “Bad Season”

Step 2 – Rationalization – Teams go through this stuff all the time. It’s not just us alot of good teams are having bad seasons… Then the realization is those teams you were thinking about just got done beating your glorious tigers..

Step 3 - Forward Thinking - Look at the class we are going to be bringing in. They are made for this offense… Kodi is going to be on point.. And we have been grooming E Smith all year! We are going to be fine… Let’s just get through these next weeks.

Step 4 – Depression – You realize that if we don’t turn something around we are going to lose some of these guy’s.. Then you start thinking about that awesome season next year starting to crumble.. Then you start thinking about how good self medication feels… Then you find your self standing in front of the mirror wishing you could smile…

 Step 5 – Drinking / Enlightenment – You have now reached the healing… You start drinking on a Thur and you finish just in time to catch the Old Piss game… Cause you finally realize who gives a crap we knew this thing could blow up in our faces and poof it has. It’s time to get hammered and act like we still have a shot. We can beat Ole Piss… I know we can BEAT OLD PISS….

Step 6 – Nirvana – YOU REALIZE THE ONE THING THAT CAN MAKE ANY AUBURN MAN WOMAN OR CHILD HAPPY WHEN YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF HELL IS TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ALABAMA… 7 IN A ROW BITCH’S..

**AUBURNTRON 2008 HALLOWEEN CONTEST**

SEND A PICTURE OF YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME OF 2008 TO THE AUBURNTRON BEAT WRITTERS. A PANNEL OF JUDGES (ME AND MIKEY) WILL DECIDE UPON WHO WILL GET THE TITLE OF BEST COSUME. THE WINNER WILL BE RECOGNIZED AS AUBURNTRON’S OFFICAL COSTUME WINNER AND RESIDENT BAD ASS.

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Place your bet’s for the rest of AuBurn’s season….

It’s time to place your bets on Auburn’s final record . Tie breakers to be determined by choosing the final rankings in the BCS top 25. If you feel we will not be in there just put “Out of 25″. If that causes a tie also include the final score of the Iron Bowl (Both for fun and if a crazy double tie happens)

I am offering up a super sweet Auburn Football signed by the 2008 AuburnTron Writer of the year himself.. Mikey Huddleston. 

P.S. – If I win… Then the ball goes in the trophy case next to the signed Tub’s Football!

Stephen Garcia Tackled By An Umpire

Informed Voters

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Carlos Rodgers Laying The Wood

Its Gonna Be A Cold One

AUBURN — At the 2000 Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa, fans and players were pelted with a chilly rain that turned to slush and ice as the temperature plummeted in the second half.Auburn has played five games in sub-50-degree weather since 2000. That bleak Iron Bowl, with a 41-degree game time temperature, was the coldest.The chill Thursday night when Auburn plays at West Virginia could be almost as biting. According to forecasts by The Weather Channel, Morgantown will have a daytime high of 59 degrees and an overnight low of 37 on Thursday.Josh Bynes, a native of south Florida, said he’s never played in cold weather.”I’m from the bottom of the map,” he said. “When you get flowing, the cold weather won’t really affect you that much.”The coolest temperature at kickoff so far this season was Oct. 11, when Auburn and Arkansas contended with a pleasant 73-degree afternoon.