Daily Archive for October 24th, 2008

Poor Tubbs

Poor Tubbs

Mikey Huddleston’s 6 Step Program For Forgetting A Bad Season!

Step 1 – Acceptance - As you roll over in the wake of the debacle that was the WVU game. (Anyone else think their fans looked like white trash?) You stop and try to think of some up’s… UGA game BAMA game… But it doesn’t cure you… You have to let it kick in we have hit a “Bad Season”

Step 2 – Rationalization – Teams go through this stuff all the time. It’s not just us alot of good teams are having bad seasons… Then the realization is those teams you were thinking about just got done beating your glorious tigers..

Step 3 - Forward Thinking - Look at the class we are going to be bringing in. They are made for this offense… Kodi is going to be on point.. And we have been grooming E Smith all year! We are going to be fine… Let’s just get through these next weeks.

Step 4 – Depression – You realize that if we don’t turn something around we are going to lose some of these guy’s.. Then you start thinking about that awesome season next year starting to crumble.. Then you start thinking about how good self medication feels… Then you find your self standing in front of the mirror wishing you could smile…

 Step 5 – Drinking / Enlightenment – You have now reached the healing… You start drinking on a Thur and you finish just in time to catch the Old Piss game… Cause you finally realize who gives a crap we knew this thing could blow up in our faces and poof it has. It’s time to get hammered and act like we still have a shot. We can beat Ole Piss… I know we can BEAT OLD PISS….

Step 6 – Nirvana – YOU REALIZE THE ONE THING THAT CAN MAKE ANY AUBURN MAN WOMAN OR CHILD HAPPY WHEN YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF HELL IS TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ALABAMA… 7 IN A ROW BITCH’S..