Daily Archive for March 4th, 2009

Unhappy Meal

Latreasa Goodman claims she ordered — and paid — for a box of some delicious nuggets at a Mickey D’s in Florida over the weekend, when suddenly the unthinkable happened — she was told there were no more nuggets to be had. When an employee told her it was against store policy to give refunds, Latreasa called 911 — three times in a row.

When the cops got to the scene, they tried to explain that McNugget drama is not an emergency — but according to the police report obtained by TheSmokingGun.com, Latreasa begged to differ:

“This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one. This is an emergency.”

But here’s the rub: Even after cops cited her for “misuse of 911,” Latreasa continued to tell cops, “This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency.”
Listen to the 911 tapes

HEY bama!!!!!

WE-JUST-BEAT-THE-HELL-OUTTA-YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

77-73 TURDS GET FLUSHED!!!!

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