Why does bammer have a manure cart in the homecoming parade?

-To keep Flies off the homecoming queen.

How many bammer fans does it take to properly grease a car?

-One if you hit him just right.

What do you call 10K bammers at the bottom of the ocean?

-A damn good start.

What do parasites and bammers have in common?

-They can both live off a dead bear for 25 years.

How do you get an Alabama fan off your porch?

-pay them for the pizzza

Why did OJ hide in Tuscaloosa?

-You would never look for a Heisman winner their.

How do you find an Alabama fan in the woods?

-Follow the trail of dead possum carcasses

You know the difference between a bammer and a trampoline?

-You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.