Why does bammer have a manure cart in the homecoming parade?
-To keep Flies off the homecoming queen.
How many bammer fans does it take to properly grease a car?
-One if you hit him just right.
What do you call 10K bammers at the bottom of the ocean?
-A damn good start.
What do parasites and bammers have in common?
-They can both live off a dead bear for 25 years.
How do you get an Alabama fan off your porch?
-pay them for the pizzza
Why did OJ hide in Tuscaloosa?
-You would never look for a Heisman winner their.
How do you find an Alabama fan in the woods?
-Follow the trail of dead possum carcasses
You know the difference between a bammer and a trampoline?
-You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.