Monthly Archive for November, 2010
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feel the need to leave some good old feedback on Mr. Thayer Evans?
http://msn.foxsports.com/feedback
I have done so…
I encourage you to do so as well…
Somethings along the lines of….
To Whom it may concern,
Your so called ‘senior writer’ is bashing the character of a kid. dragging his name through the mud! I am embarassed to even have come across such nonsense. this thayer evans has to be the most unacceptable excuse for a sports writer to ever be considered. His lack of facts and most complete unprofessional stance on presenting his findings is absurd. He honestly appears to be some highschool level writer who is gone mad. I just dont quite understand his stance on his articles but they most certainly cannot be taken seriously. Who hired this guy? and Why? because he left the New York–They booted him but you give him senior sports writer. Get over him, Replace him, do whatever you need to do. You need to REhire someone with character and integrity that will not report such bogus statements until FACTS have been presented-not hearsay.
Thank you for your time!
Early today he Tweeted…
“And I’m coming off vacation to do it. Off this week? Not Me
Alert whoever you got to alert: I’m swinging my stick at the Cam Newton story, and I’m not swinging it at Newton ”
Then later today he Tweeted…
“Lotta new Auburn followers. First, thank you! Second, story has cleared 1 hurdle. Going up tomorrow. Will tweet ASAP. You’ll love it. Fact.
get your popcorn ready….might be a fun read in the morning.”
Those bastards deserve worse than they will get but it will feel nice for someone to take a swing at them for once instead of Cam and his Family. Follow him and read the article tomorrow – I am looking forward to it and hopefully there will be some fireworks!
greggdoyelcbs
Mikey
During the height of ESPN writers, Pat Forde, Chris Low, and Mark Schlabach’s smearing of hearsay on ESPN.com, a man who said he once met the reporters allegedly was soliciting a six-figure payment to secure the property of the alleged Forde, Low, and Schlabach sex tape, Auburntron.com has learned.
Former beat writer for a high school paper that once read an article or two from the reporters above told Auburntron.com that a guy who once had coffee with a guy that watches espn and saw a co-worker of the ESPN writers contacted him soon after a certain “fluffing” went on before the tape was allegedly recorded during the filming of ESPNU’s “Experts”.
The following quotes were heard on the subway, “He said it would take cash or a cheeseburger for Low to release the tape”. “A representative of Schlabach denied the tape existed but later said that he was misquoted by Schlabach”. “Pat Forde will do anything to be Kirk Herbstreit, even if he has to make another tape with the entire Boise St. Football team.”
A homeless man said that the reporters, who repeatedly perform ugly and morally wrong acts in the media and bedroom, have made more than one tape and that there are a number of other tapes out their with certain head football coaches. One titled, “I Screwed Miami Bi***”, and “What’s hiding under my hat?”
When I dialed a phone number at complete random, I spoke with someone who informed Auburntron.com that sperm samples had been sent up to investigators and it determined that Chirs Low’s test results show that his sperm was actually glaze for a Krispy Kreme doughnut.
More to come on this story as I plan on going old school 1998 styles and get quotes and information from a AOL chat room.
This article is satire. Anyone that takes these allegations seriously needs to apply to be a writer for espn.com.
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